The Top 10 Reasons why the Earth couldn’t possibly be flat – Part Two

The Top 10 Reasons why the Earth couldn’t possibly be flat – Part Two

1. Because the Flat Earth Theory means that many top name pastor’s of well established church’s have unintentionally lied to their congregations all these years.

2. Because the Flat Earth Theory means that many top name motivational speakers who now know the Earth is flat and have written books and created documentaries about the round earth creation and STILL keep their books and documentaries out for sale are purposefully lying to their readers and viewers in the name of money and lies.

3. Because the Flat Earth Theory means that there definitely is a creator and that we didn’t evolve from primordial monkey soup.

4. Because creation ministries taught us the round Earth creation, and since they are “men’s of God” and on Christian television networks they couldn’t possibly be wrong…could they?

5. Because those who have taught the round earth creation and new that they have lied to us our entire lives would have admitted that they have been teaching and selling us lies all these years.

6. Because space is cool!

7. Because I’ve seen boats go over the curve.

8. Because I’ve been told that I can see spherical objects through my telescope’s monocular lense.

9. Because I’ve seen galaxies through my telescope.

10. Because Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye couldn’t possibly be full of $hit…could they?