1. You earn more money than if you were poor.
  2. You get to associate with other rich people.
  3. There’s no need to associate with poor people.
  4. You can buy anything you want.
  5. You can live anywhere you want.
  6. Most people buy homes, but you sell homes.
  7. While social justice warriors brag about being educated, you brag about being intelligent.
  8. You don’t have to worry about price fluctuations at the grocery store.
  9. You don’t have to coupon shop. You just go to the store and buy what you want or you shop online.
  10. While most people analyze the prices at the grocery market, you analyze the prices at the stock market.
  11. Most people buy material things while you buy stocks, bonds, and treasury notes.
  12. Most people think you can only do two things with money, save money and spend money. But you do something else. You invest money.
  13. Most people have one home. But you have multiple homes.
  14. While religious nuts tithe ten percent of their income and give it to pastors, popes, and catholic nuns, you invest your ten percent into the stock market.
  15. While some people brag about working at a company, you buy companies.
  16. While most people work for others, others work for you.
  17. While most people have one computer monitor for their computer, you have multiple computer monitors for your computer.
  18. While most people have one income stream, you have multiple income streams.
  19. Most people buy books, but you sell books.
  20. While religious nuts go to church and pay their pastor to tell them what they want to hear, you attend business webinars and marketing courses to succeed in life.
  21. While most people have to rely on vacation time to get paid while they are on vacation, you get paid dividends whether you are on vacation or not.
  22. While most people buy clothes, you buy suits.
  23. While most people live paycheck to paycheck you live dividend to dividend.
  24. While social justice warriors carry a cellphone in their hand, you carry a book in your hand.
  25. While most people live the married and broke life, you live the single and rich life.
  26. Most people have kids, but you have a dog.
  27. While most people live off of government subsidies, you live off of dividends.
  28. While self entitled young adults are posting selfies on facebook, you are sitting on your recliner reading a book.
  29. While most people have to request vacation days from a boss, you’ve been on vacation for years.
  30. While most people have to rely on sick time to get paid while they are at home and sick, you get paid dividends whether you are sick or not.
  31. Some people spend money, some people save money, but you invest money.
  32. Each morning social justice warriors grab their cellphone and beg for likes on facebook, while you grab a coffee and analyze the stock market.
  33. Most people have a resume about their previous and current employment history, but you have a portfolio of your various business endeavors.
  34. While most people work at least one business, you own at least one business.
  35. While most people have to work to support their family their entire lives, you only have to support yourself.