You know you’re a teenager when…

1. You’re mad.
2. The world revolves around you.
3. You’re in a hurry.
4. You’re cool.
5. You’re entitled.
6. You know everything.
7. You live with your parents.
8. You’re tired.
9. You’re rude.
10. You’re inconsiderate.
11. You want to fight.
12. You claim to be spiritually awakened wherein reality you are just emotionally unstable.
13. You consider spending money makes you financially wise.
14. You think owning a car is cool.
15. You don’t know what you’re doing.
16. You get upset when people ignore you.
17. You consider earning an allowance means you have a job.
18. You think owning a pitbull is cool.
19. There’s a hole in your bedroom window.
20. Your bedroom isn’t the cleanest of rooms.
21. You’re parents kicked you out of the house but it’s ok because you everything.
22. You don’t realize that owning a car is one of the worst investment mistakes a person could make.
23. You tell others that you’ve been around the block a few times to convince them and yourself that you are important in some way.
24. You carry your cell phone around with you so much it’s as if it were a catheter bag.
25. You’re emotional.
26. You know what you’re talking about.
27. You tell your friends that you bought your first car even though your parents bought it for you.
28. You wear your hat sideways.
29. You think you’re all that when really you’re just a brat.
30. You act a fool to justify your immaturity.
31. You sleep in late.
32. You think driving a car is cool.
33. You hate the world each morning you have to wake up early and go to school.
34. You run away from home on a daily occurrence.
35. You expect others to sympathize with your emotional instability.
36. You know what you’re talking about.
37. You sneak out of the house at night.
38. You wear your hat backwards.
39. Your bedroom is messy.
40. You don’t help out around the house.
41. You wear your belt unbuckled.
42. You’d rather text than talk.
43. Your spoiled.
44. You listen to music while your parents wash your dishes.
45. You’re hormonal.
46. You know what you’re doing.
47. You text your friends what they want to get to eat even though they’re sitting right next to you.
48. You wear different color shoes.
49. You run more than you walk.
50. You sneak out of your bedroom window on a nightly occurrence.
51. Your entire life is made up of hashtags.
52. You think owning a car is cool.
53. You wear different color socks.
54. You post life quotes on social media even though you have little life experience.
55. The majority of your conversations involves more texting than talking.
56. #metoo is all about you.
57. Your bedroom is covered with dirty clothes.
58. Someone humbles you, you consider them toxic.
59. You expect others to feel sorry for your life mistakes.
60. You wear your hat backwards.
61. You’re jealous of others.
62. You don’t have a plan for retirement.
63. You wear different color shoe laces
64. You’d rather go to the movies than go to the library.
65. You assume everyone around you listens to the same kind of music as you.
66. You think writing graffiti on school desks is cool.
67. You hang out with friends more than you do with your family.
68. You think everyone who doesn’t agree with your twisted mindset are toxic.
69. You’re foolish with your money.
70. You’re unemployed.
71. You live life in the fast lane.
72. You act a fool to justify your ignorance.
73. The last class you ditched was all of them.
74. Your parents make your bed.
75. You expect others to pay attention to you.
76. You don’t know what you’re talking about.
77. You act before you think.
78. Texting is your thing.
79. You think you’re cool.
80. You have a false sense of security.
81. Everything that aligns with your preconceived beliefs is the truth.
82. You carry your cell phone in your back pocket.
83. You dye your hair different colors.
84. You stick out your tongue.
85. You expect others to acknowledge your existence.
86. You think walking a pitbull is cool.
87. You have anxiety issues.
88. Candy and other sugary snacks make up the majority of your diet.
89. You listen to loud music.
90. You don’t know what the solfeggio frequencies are.
91. You expect others to set aside their own time so they can entertain you.
92. The truth hurts.
93. You don’t know what a 401k is.
94. You don’t know if you have more shoes or phones.
95. You’re not a stock market investor.
96. You don’t know what a commission fee is.
97. You don’t own your own business.
98. You’ve never worked in the corporate sector.
99. You think you’ll live forever.
100. You haven’t planned for retirement.
101. You care what peoples opinion about you are.
102. You think drinking caffeinated beverages makes you cool.
103. You work retail.
104. You don’t own your own home.
105. Everytime your in the breakroom at work you’re using your cellphone. In a non productive way of course.
106. Even you don’t laugh at your own jokes.
107. You say incomplete words such as the word “delish” rather than the word “delicious.”
108. Your texting speed is “yes.”
109. You consume energy drinks on a regular basis.
110. You have a false sense of entitlement.
111. You don’t like to be put in your place.
112. You get emotionally disturbed when told the truth.
113. You get easily triggered.

And last but not least…

There’s only two sex’s; MALE and FEMALE.

Cheers!