The Top 10 Reasons why the Earth couldn’t possibly be flat – Part One
1. Because the Flat Earth Theory challenges our preconceived beliefs.
2. Because the Flat Earth Theory goes against what we’ve been taught our entire lives.
3. Because the Flat Earth Theory reveals our cognitive dissonance.
4. Because the Flat Earth Theory means that those of us in the scientific field have unintentionally wasted our entire lives on a career based on lies.
5. Because the bankers in our local tithe houses would have told us the Earth was flat.
6. Because NASA and other space agencies say the Earth is globular.
7. Because our astronomy professors would have told us the Earth was flat if it really was flat.
8. Because the Crowley druids in seminary would have told us.
9. Because the Flat Earth Theory means that if we’ve been lied to about the shape of the Earth, then we could have been lied to about much more.
10. Because the Flat Earth Theory makes us feel uncomfortable knowing that we have unintentionally believed a lie our entire lives.
