Top 10 Proofs that Prove the Earth is a Globe

Have you ever wondered what it would take for you to ignore your senses and convince yourself into going back to the globe earth? Then the following top ten repeatable and observable proven scientific facts about the roundness of our earth may do just that.

1. NASA’s lettuce experiments
Not only are NASA’s self proclaimed lettuce experiments helping to solve world hunger, but they are also proving a valuable study resource for our young educators at the local indoctrination centers.

2. NASA’s self-cleaning rovers on Mars
Mars is definitely one of those cgi wonders. With the discovery of extraterrestrial rodents on the red planet, a land bridge between greenland and mars during the last ice age makes all the more sense now. And with NASA’s self-cleaning rovers that seem to last forever up there are helping to shape the future of both biology and geology the world over.

3. Bill Nye’s bow ties
This clowns’ bow ties helped me in showing that I can observe spherical celestial objects through my telescope’s monocular lense…even though I can’t.

4. Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s fascination with oblate balls
Aside from the fact that the oblateness of Neil himself cannot be denied, Neil’s fascination with oblate balls helps me when debating with flat earthers. *Cue the mic drop!

5. Startup aerospace companies’ inability to go to space
Not only do I tithe my ten percent each week to the banker in my local tithe house, but I constantly help to promote the monetary support of aerospace companies…after all, space is the future!

6. Smirks and giggles
I have learned over the years of research that by name calling and laughing at my fellow peers is one of the best methods of proving the circleness of our earth.

7. NASA’s inability to retain pertinent technology funded by U.S. taxpayers
When NASA’s Don Pettit said that they lost the technology to go back to the moon, I could care less since going to mars and beyond is the future for mankind. All hail NASA!

8. Because the Lunar X-Prize contestants have STILL never been to space
That is alright, all the Lunar X-Prize contestants need is more money so they can show all those flat earthers that space does exist…even though it doesn’t.

9. The moon’s shadow traveling west to east on a “west to east” spinning Earth
When I witnessed the moon’s shadow traveling west to east during the last solar eclipse on August 21, 2017 I totally ignored the fact that the earth spins the same way. All I had to do was pretend that the earth stopped rotating for a moment and started rotating the other way for the eclipse to work…and you know what, it did! I saw it with my own two eyes…the moon’s shadow really did travel west to east on a west to east spinning earth. Science is so cool when we are allowed to change the rules to help support our cognitive dissonance.

10. The fact that the horizon rises to eye level until you reach NASA’s web page
Whenever you are unable to locate the curve outside in nature, then the most simplest way of all to show any flat earther the curve is to simply go to NASA’s web page.

There you are folks, the above scientifically proven facts finally reveal to us without a shadow of a doubt that the sphericalness of the oblate Earth cannot be denied.

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