If you were unfortunate enough to marry a woman, odds are she is cheating on you. And usually the guy that she is cheating on you with is your best friend. And if the guy isn’t your best friend then the guy that your woman is cheating on you with will be someone you know such as your brother, a handy man, or a delivery driver. While I can’t sympathize with you since I live the single and successful life, here are ten signs for you to look for that your woman might be cheating on you.

1. She’s happier more than usual. It might seem strange at first when your woman is happier more than usual, since you are so used to her whining and complaining like a spoiled princess. What you have to keep in mind; however, is that your lazy woman is only happy when you are providing for her and entertaining her. When you stop providing for her and entertaining her but she is still happy to see you, then that is a sign that she is cheating on you with another beta male that is providing for her and entertaining her. She is only happy to see you each day when you come home from work because she is cheating on you behind your back and you don’t even have a clue. You are working at a secular job to provide for your family like a good beta male and that entire time that you are out working, she to is “working” for someone else that is.

2. She sits on the couch while texting someone. Women love cell phones. Women are so attached to their mobile entertainment device it’s as if it was her catheter bag. It’s time to start questioning her when she’s bumming around using her phone and giggling hysterically like she just received another government subsidy payment.

3. She gets upset with you more than usual. And I’m not even talking about her monthly mood swings. You see, once your woman starts to cheat on you, she now gets daily mood swings. One second she is smiling at you with her coffee stained dentures and the next second she is waving a child support application in front of your face. Once your woman begins cheating on you, she now has two beta males in her life. You’re one and odds are your best friend that your woman is cheating on you with is the other one. She now expects both of you to provide for her. Once your woman begins cheating on you, you are in a competition whether you know it or not. Whoever provides for her the less is the beta male who she waves the child support application in front of their face. And whoever provides for her the most is the beta male who she makes the most sandwiches for. Since your woman seems to be getting upset with you the most, you either need to step up your beta male role and start providing for her more so she might cheat on you less or think about becoming an alpha male and divorce that wretched witch.

4. She starts to run errands more than usual. She might all of a sudden start to run errands at the same time and same day every week. Then again she might start to run errands at different times and different days each week. The point is women don’t run errands. You know what she’s doing. You just don’t want to admit it. So I’ll admit it for you. Your woman is cheating on you because you only bought her three cars, two diamond rings, and one house. All she wants is everything else. Come on man. Get a third job and pamper that spoiled pajama wearing princess you were coerced into marrying. You do love her don’t you?

5. She won’t let you see her friends list on Facebook. Why? Because odds your best friend that she is cheating on you with is on her friends list. She might even set her profile up so only her friends can see mutual friends with her rather than see her entire friends list. What’s there to hide? Doesn’t she trust you?

6. She has you as a restricted friend on Facebook. There is only one reason why your woman would have you as a restricted friend on Facebook and that is so you only see the posts that she shares as public. You know, because she trusts you.

7. She goes out with her “girlfriends” more than usual. She probably won’t even tell you the names of the girlfriends that she is going out with, and if she does, those girlfriends of hers probably don’t even exist.

8. She says that she loves you more than usual. The love that your woman has for you depends on how often you provide for her. Even though she is a strong and independent woman, she still requires a man to provide for her in order for her to function as the spoiled princess that she is. If you provide for her a lot, then she loves you a lot. When you provide for her less often, then she loves you less often. When you stop providing for her is when she stops loving you. That is the way strong and independent women work. They require a man to provide for them. So if you don’t provide for your lazy woman at all but she all of a sudden starts to love you again, then you know something is up. Because she found a man who will provide for her.

9. She helps you around the house more than usual. Women are naturally lazy. So when a spoiled princess starts to help her king mow the lawn, wash the dishes, and vacuum the carpet, you know something up. She probably already knows that she will be leaving you for another man soon.

10. She deletes her browsing history on the computer. You might find that she is using the computer that you bought more than usual. Whenever you walk past her using your computer she quickly switches screens or closes the screen that she was using. And when she is finished altogether with your computer than she deletes her browsing history. I thought your guys’ relationship was built out of trust? When you guy’s got married, didn’t she say that she trusts you?

So to recap, here are the ten signs for you to look for that your woman is cheating on you.

1. She’s happier more than usual.
2. She sits on the couch while texting someone.
3. She gets upset with you more than usual.
4. She starts to run errands more than usual.
5. She won’t let you see her friends list on Facebook.
6. She has you as a restricted friend on Facebook.
7. She goes out with her “girlfriends” more than usual.
8. She says that she loves you more than usual.
9. She helps you around the house more than usual.
10. She deletes her browsing history on the computer.

I won’t stop there; however, so here is a bonus sign for you to look for that your woman is cheating on you.

Bonus: Unusual activity. The spoiled princess that you married might also start to act unusual as if she was Lucifer incarnated. For example. If your lazy woman starts to host seances on the roof under a full moon, starts to vacuum the ceiling, walks up a tree to the owls, or crawls up the wall like a spider, then you know it’s time to start questioning life’s mysteries. Such as, what exactly did you marry?

Final words

The amount of success a woman has depends on the amount of government subsidies she’s receiving. The more government subsidies a woman receives, the more successful she is.

Cheers!