- Your a woman.
- It’s all your fault.
- It’s one thing after another.
- You’re either an inexperienced privileged emotional young adult or a middle aged menopausal woman.
- You’ve made all the wrong decisions in life.
- Everything is falling a part around you.
- You’re easily manipulated.
- You’re starting to rethink your life.
- You post pictures of yourself on social media in an attempt for self gratification from others liking your hideously dysfunctional hairstyle.
- You’re an overweight couch potato with a bag of chips nearby.
- You’re unemployed.
- You have children with numerous men outside of your fourth marriage.
- You live with a dozen cats.
- You’re on numerous government subsidies.
- You’re a dedicated food stamp recipient.
- You live in low income government housing.
- You forget if you live with more cats or with more men.
- You’re nickname is “the crazy cat lady.”
- You were suckered into joining a multi-level marketing cult and spend your numerous child support checks on overpriced bottled water and makeup products.
- You attend church for sanctification of your sin filled life.
- You join in home church groups for the…”laying on of hands.” You weirdo!
And remember…
All lives matter.
Cheers!
