Unlike what bearded guy #4 tells us, money really is the root of all happiness. The love of money makes one happy, wealthy, and respected beyond measure that only church pastors can attest to. If you are still unsure on whether or not you want to love money as much as I do then this article may be a divine dollar sign from the monetary gods above.

  1. Unlike most people a passive incomer doesn’t live paycheck to paycheck from a secular employer.
  2. Dividends help supplement your social security income.
  3. Multiple revenue streams affords you the opportunity to invest in yourself.
  4. Dividends pay the bills.
  5. Dividends earn you respect.
  6. Creating multiple passive income streams affords you more time to spend with your family and to just live life to the fullest.
  7. The more passive income streams you have the more opportunities you have to explore even more passive income streams in the future.
  8. Dividends are real money.
  9. Dividends help you to sleep well at night.
  10. Stocks.
  11. Multiple passive income streams help you to weather economic downturns.
  12. Money allows you to buy things that cost money. If there is something you want that costs money and you don’t have the required money to buy it then you can’t have it. But since you do have the money… Buy, Buy, Buy!!!
  13. The more money that you have the easier it is for you to spot gold diggers.
  14. Pizza.
  15. The more money that you have the more that people would want to be your friend for “who you are.” … a wealthy god!
  16. The more money that you have the more luxurious vacations you can go on.
  17. The more successful your passive income generators are the less reliant you’ll have to be on earning a secular paycheck.
  18. If you have the required money then you have the opportunity to buy an online business.
  19. Money.
  20. The more money you have the better the car you can buy.
  21. The more money you have the bigger the house you can buy.
  22. The more money you have the more land you can buy.
  23. If you have the required money then you can start your own business and have people work for you. Because working for someone else sucks!
  24. The more money you have the easier it is to start an online business.
  25. Merica!
  26. The more money you have the more time you can buy.
  27. Why buy products when you can sell them?
  28. Dividends.
  29. The more money you have the less reliant you’ll be on others to provide for you.
  30. The more money you have the more elaborate book illustrations you can buy for your self published books.
  31. This is number 31.
  32. The more money you have the more respect you have.
  33. Once you become wealthy then you can be your own gold digger.
  34. More money is better than less money.
  35. Tithing ten percent of your income to yourself is one of the biproducts of being wealthy.
  36. Because wealthy people don’t buy products, they biproducts.

Alright all together folks…

I Love MONEY!!!

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